• I hate it when

    your friends let you down at the last minute

    Now I have nothing to do today until 5:30
    and i'm not gonna see ANYONE until I come back from Portual in a week..
    and then i'm gonna be mega busy with prom, 6thform, book return etc
    so mehhhhh
    I swear to god my friend's parents control my life!
    I wish they were allowed more freedom! Mehhh

    Well anywhoooo
    i'm mega stoked for the next month or so :)
    should be awwwwwesome :)
    portugal
    prom
    book return
    6th form induction
    hot tub party
    maybe something for someone elses bday if they do anything
    walk in the park
    OASIS

    and omgggg, it's only just sunk in that i'm seeing them.. and they're supported by KASABIAN AND THE ENEMY! I'm more excited to see the support acts tbh, but the whole thing is gonna be EPIC :D eeeeeeee
    I'll take lots of piccatures :) WAHEYYYY

    xxxxxxxx

  • Faces of Disco

    No, not the BGT contestants..
    just me and aoife :)


    muahahaha
    made me laugh so much :)
    i <3 paint

  • Goodbye my friends (8)

    Goodbye - Spice girls

    Was in our leavers vid, listening to it atm and felt like posting a blog about it...

    I had my last exam today
    which is majorly awesome.. :D
    butttt.. i'm never gonna be in this uniform again
    I actually don't wanna take it off :(
    The end of an era :'(

    And i'm gonna miss my friends who are leaving so much..
    ughhhh no faaairrrr :(

    mehhhh

    sad times..
    but good song :') nice memoiiirs

  • A poem entitled "Gordon and the Penguin Experience"

    This is what me and my friends do in our spare time
    Me and Aoife (U1TRA.. go read her blogs :D hehe) did a verse each.. it was late :)
    I'm sorry to anyone who takes offence.. it was all a joke :)

    poor mrs snuffles
    around the house she ran
    no one, nothing could stop her!
    till she charged into the fan...

    the fan it span around and round
    so it chopped her up quite small
    but where was the little boy
    the one with the bright green ball?

    Green ball bill was very well liked
    the neighbours all knew his name
    but they never could guess his favourite colour
    so he died out in the rain

    but the rain it fell like straw and feathers
    until the day arrived
    where all the insects of gumball land
    became gods and through arts they thrived

    The insects were ruled by buffy, the grub
    but secretly they hated his face
    so one day they shot him with some acid
    and made his kids blind with mace

    but one kid was left alive and good
    handed the baton of hope
    until he drove through the cities of switzerland
    to eventually rape the pope

    the pope cried out but not one heard
    they were busy with lemongrass
    so no one knew of his torment
    Exept alice who's forever disturbed

    alice wrote of all the things she saw
    into her diary book
    when she found herself being the meal of jurgen,
    the famous swedish cook

    Jurgen cooked for everyone royal
    and let them choose whatever they wish
    little did the rich eaters know
    dear alice was in the dish

    they gobbled it up like pigs and llamas
    until they were jam packed
    when suddenly a child arose
    for some seasoning it lacked

    The guests now stared at their unusual platter
    and Jergen began to sweat
    till they continued eating anyway
    though complained the tables weren't set

    this was because for unknown reasons
    the table was set by an ostrich
    who likes to run but mostly crafts
    and got distracted with his cross stitch

    The ostrich, or humble alan
    as he was sometimes known
    often knitted tasteful hankies
    which were always very well sewn

    he knitted and knitted for all his days
    until his arms fell off
    but luckily a tramp passed by
    with an aluminium sloping trough

    mad old mr haggins picked up the arms
    and studyed them to an immense degree
    before shoving them in his pocket
    and catching and eating a bee

    but the bee was made of pure lizard spit
    which is toxic to the tongue
    so mr haggins did the dance of life
    and off an oak he swung

    And with his death we must depart
    though much fun we've had my dears
    but we leave you with this masterpiece
    to go and down some beers

  • To all of Yorkshire

    WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
    BNP?! SERIOUSLY?!

    They're basically nazi's!
    My god!
    If anyone thinks BNP is a good idea, i'd like you to tell me why!

    "we call for an immediate halt to all further immigration, the immediate deportation of criminal and illegal immigrants, and the introduction of a system of voluntary resettlement whereby those immigrants who are legally here will be afforded the opportunity to return to their lands of ethnic origin assisted by a generous financial incentives both for individuals and for the countries in question"

    How could they possibly "resettle" these people without huge amounts of manipulation and power over the country?!
    This is nothing but sadistic totalitarianism.
    What happens to those people who refuse to return back to their homelands? even with an "incentive"
    Murder? Slavery? Torture?

    And what are these "incentives"?
    'If you don't leave we will remove all of your belongings from you'
    'If you don't leave we will begin a war with your country and kill all your relatives who live there'
    It doesn't necessarily mean them and their cultures will recieve sums of money, which, if you think about it, is highly unlikely with the economical status as it is! So what is it that they intend to do with these people?!

    Maybe instead of "deporting" these illegal immigrants, they should figure out why the hell they'd prefer to live here in the first place!
    You wouldn't put a human in a desert with no water or food having to watch their families die as gun culture increases and malnutrition is common, would you?
    The majority of people who immigrate to our country do it due to the shocking standards of the place they've emigrated from, like in Waterloo Road. Grace, a baby, was sent back to a country where her chances of dying were increased by something like 10 times.
    Maybe coming here is the only way they can earn a small amount of money for their family to survive.
    Sure, they take our jobs.. but realistically, what jobs are they taking?
    Mostly low class jobs within the tertiary sector.
    Cleaning, serving food in places like McDonalds and working in care homes.
    We are able to pay them less than we would if they were British, and with the credit crunch why should we complain?
    The only people who ARE complaining are the people who are too lazy to get off their arses and get a decent education so need these low class jobs because the council has busted them for benefit fraud.

    "The BNP will crack down on crime and restore public safety and confidence. We will free the police and courts from the politically correct straitjacket that is stopping them from doing their job properly."

    So they intend to beat crime and violence by using violence against the offenders?
    That's logical..
    i'm sure this isn't the ONLY place double standards will appear..

    Accordingly, the BNP calls for the selective exclusion of foreign-made goods from British markets and the reduction of foreign imports. We will ensure that our manufactured goods are, wherever possible, produced in British factories, employing British workers.

    When this is done, unemployment in this country will be brought to an end, and secure, well-paid employment will flourish

    So what happens to the people who have been kicked out of their jobs 'cause they've immigrated?
    Where do they go if they refuse to leave the country?
    Do they use the capital punishment they wish to reinforce?

    The British National Party is legalised racism.

  • Again i've neglected you all

    Firstly, only 2 more exams left :D wooooooohoooooooooo
    i'm so excited for Summer right now :) Not much is happening though haha
    Oasis on 9th July though :)
    and the 6th form induction days should be exciting xD

    The other week me and my friend Yasmin saw the Jonas Brothers 3D concert experience
    it was actually amazing and has rekindled my love for them :) I can't stop listening to them again haha
    what a gimp :)

    also, on the 3rd of June, this wondered upon my fingers via twitter :)
    even if you don't like jobros i recommend watching it :) truly hilarious

    *ponders on what else can be mentionned to avoid going back to learning case studies*
    uhhhh
    APPRENTICE FINAL :O
    Yasmina to win :)

    umm..

    NEWMOONTRAILEROMG
    I didn't watch the MTV awards cause i'm not cool enough
    but i have seen the trailer
    and all i'ma say is
    i wouldn't mind being wrestled by one of those werewolves ;) paha

    you should also, if you're reading this
    create a twitter if you haven't already :)
    annnnd follow me :D *points to side* hehe

    i'm offffffff xxxxx

  • yesterday i watched

    flight of the conchords
    for the first time ever :)
    it was absolutely ay.may.zing.
    here's just lil snippets from season 2 episode 2 from last night :)

    I recommend it :)
    Tuesdays 10:30pm BBC4 :D
    don't think you can catch it on iplayer though :( sad times..

    xxxxx

  • hello neglected peoples :)

    Sure been a real long time since i've been on here..
    but since I have the stress of exams at the moment and whatnot
    I think I shall start to write about lifes adventures once again :)
    Hopefully this summer will be epic so i'll have lots to write about.. but unfortunately i'm poor and lonely so I doubt anything will happen hahah :P
    I abandoned the myspaz blogging also, just too much effort to sign onto there when i don't really go on it much nowadays :)

    So currently, i'm MAJORLY addicted to twitter..
    No idea why to be honest.. it's totally pointless and a stupid concept
    but it's so god damn addictive :P

    I should be getting, after i've done my exams and got a job, the HTC Magic.. I can't wait :)
    It's a hefty £30 a month though.. so i'll have to see how much credit i'm going through atm and see if it's worth it.. but unlimited texts and internet (Y) woop..
    ha and that means I can tweet wherever I am ;)

    This blog is my attempt at doing something productive..
    cause all I could think of doing was revising or tidying my room haha, cause my life is full of adventure like that :)

    So far i've done german listening, maths non calculator, english lit and ICT exams..
    i'm SO relieved that i never have to do english lit or ICT again.. my goddddd :D
    *party* haha I think it even deserves me clicking way up there and entering a real smilie..
    :lalala: my new attitude to lord of the flies :D yay times

    My blogs are actually SO pointless.. no interesting rants
    or facts
    or anything..
    just.. my boring ol' life ;P
    Well I must depart you and get ready to visit das Haus meinem Vater :)

  • Woah!

    My god it's been a LONG time since i've done this!!
    I keep forgetting about it :)
    D'oh!

    Okay I think the last time I wrote I was about to leave for the mighty book of boosh signing?
    Well a lot has happened since then! :D

    Firstly.. The signing
    It was truly amazing!
    A-MAZING!
    We got there uber early, and were numbers 83-85 in the queue, if i remember rightly Out of about 300
    But there were around 100 people extra who queued up and refused to leave.. no idea what happened to them
    But there was general crimping and hyperness
    And it impelled my new love for tea!! :DYum.. haha
    Anyway, the whole event happened pretty quickly
    But I wasn't as nervous as I thought i'd be.. haha,
    Noel said to me after i said thanks,
    "That's okay.. you're a sweetie!" :)
    So gutted that Dave wasn't there.. DETERMINED!! to meet him one day..

    But that was overall TRES good :)

    Secondly.. Mighty Boosh Live
    I don't remember the day too well actually..
    But the show was so good and will always stick in my mind :)
    I can't describe it
    Even if i could.. anything i said wouldn't give it justice
    You have to see it to appreciate it fully :)
    But it was honestly one of the best nights of my life
    And made me love Dave Brown a lot more than I did :)

    We've got tickets to see Oasis live :D
    SO SO SO EXCITED!!
    And may also be seeing Tim Minchin live FINGERS CROSSED!!
    It's also my birthday in 2 days
    And then i'm going to see Twilight the day after.. I think I shall post another blog about Twilight since i'm a new lover of it :) Haha

    Actually I cba..
    But basically, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the book
    And can't wait for the film!!
    I swore to myself I wouldn't become an obsessive
    But I genuinely can't help it..
    It's like it's possessed me :D Haha..

    Well anyway, that's enough from me and my little catch up :D
    xx

  • Well

    Once again it's been a long while since my last entry!!
    I would say sorry, but I don't think anyone reads these and so there's nout much point :)
    Hehehe

    Me and my two chums saw Russell Howard on the 16th October!
    Wow :D Wow wow wow wow
    He did a signing thing afterwards and I got a lifesize poster signed and a photo avec him :)
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    Haha tragic photo, but oh well :)
    Him on stagey :
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic

    Haha I was shockingly nervous when we went up to get our posters signed, which leads me onto my next point..

    LEAVING FOR MIGHTY BOOSH SIGNING IN UNDER 36 HOURS!
    WOAJIOSFJHAOIFHDOIFHDSFIJSGOIFGJDGDOSKFG

    Haaaaaaaaaahahaa i'm SO excited!! :D
    But i'm gonna be SO nervous and won't be able to speak lol :)
    But think positively.. I WILL BE CONFIDENT
    cough cough

    It so hasn't sunk in that Noely could potentially be closer to me than my laptop currently is!
    Woahwoahwoah!

    But it has about Julian :) So for that i'm SOSOSO excited! Hehehe
    We just need to make sure we get there in time lol,
    leaving at 5am.. so should be :)
    Fingers TIGHTLY crossed :) (yn)
    But I don't wanna get my hopes up, cause I could end up being MUCHOS MUCHOS MUCHOS disappointed

    And may actually cry!! Haha! Lol
    Ah well, shall update you on it when tis all over and i've done all my homework which i've done none of :O
    Haha

    And hopefully it'll be the whole lot of 'em.. Dave + Rich + Mike + Noel + Julian!
    Although if it's just Noely and Ju, I won't be too (cough.. sob) gutted, could be worse :) Haha
    But oh blimey oh reilly I HOOOPE Dave doesn't dress as Bollo!
    I'm pretty confident he won't
    But still,
    People in costumes = TERRIFYING!
    Hahaha :)

    I bought some new white cowboy boots today, hopefully they'll arrive in time for the signing.. although i'm a bit pessimistic about it!
    I can always wear them for Boosh live anyway :)
    WHICH IS A WEEK AND A DAY AWAY!
    Haha, I will NOT be able to focus at school :)
    Ah wells..
    I'll save that for another blog at a later date

    AND I NEVER DID A BLOG ABOUT SPB :O
    Haha, well generally IT Crowd, Tim Minchin and Eddie Izzard were muchos gut :)
    And i've forgotten other people :S
    I think Alan Carr was on it? Or I saw a stand up thing of him around the same time.. either way, it was funny :) Lol

    Toodlepips xx

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